“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
i’m here to make you laugh – and, if i fail, at least smile today! so, here is one of my favourite blonde jokes.
there was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette. they were speeding on the highway and it wasn’t long before police sirens blared behind them and a police car tailed them. they come across this barn so they quickly stop their car and go inside to hide. in the barn there are three sacks of potatoes. the girls each hide behind a potato sack.
the police arrive at the barn and look everywhere. one cop find the potato sacks suspicious so he kicks the first one containing the redhead and she goes “woof woof”.
so he goes, “oh, it’s just a bloody dog.”
then he kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears “meow, meow”
and he grumbles, “damn, just a stupid cat.”
finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a high pitched, deliberate scream”POOOTAAATOOOEESS!”
and i drew a pretty picture of it. 🙂 hope you like it.
till next time!